heather-m00ch:

fake-heroine:

do me a favor and don’t look at the last panel. do me a favor and don’t look at any panel. I am going to eat

THIS IS AN AMAZING IDEA FOR A PRINCESS OMG

britnie-likes-things:

jeminy3:

this is a real thing that happened in season 4 of masterchef

And it was the best thing

taarya:

skeleton smartypants was defeated once and for all

remmy-o:

doodles of children

remmy-o:

doodles of children

kirukiru:

you don’t know some of these words…

kirukiru:

you don’t know some of these words…

vanity-est-venganza:

lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.
And then:


What if there’s a “Jennifer’s Body”-esque twist that because the blood wasn’t live, her body starts to deteriorate and she needs to ingest blood / souls / whatever as punishment for the incorrect sacrifice to feed the demon as long as it inhabits her body? OOH <3

vanity-est-venganza:

lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

And then:

What if there’s a “Jennifer’s Body”-esque twist that because the blood wasn’t live, her body starts to deteriorate and she needs to ingest blood / souls / whatever as punishment for the incorrect sacrifice to feed the demon as long as it inhabits her body? OOH <3

austrias-mariazell:

daveraf:

daveraf:

WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU PUT A CANDLE IN A BANANA AND THEN LIGHT IT

image

AMAZING

are you okay

(Source: juliawithseashelleyes)

plays

consensualnightvale:

Okay, so I had to go look up what you were talking about and I’m so glad I did

jewist:

the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again